Me: I spent my birthday money on yarn.
#1Man: You had birthday money?
Me: I bought it from a company in Canada. It shipped on the 19th and it's still not here.
#1Man: How come you had birthday money?
Me: I know things take a long time to come from Canada, but it's been two weeks! (fuss, whine, fuss)
#1Man: How come I didn't have birthday money?
suddenly... Ding Dong!
Package Man: I have a package here that needs a signature.
Me: Is that... Could it be... I think it's.... Oooh! It's Sweet Sheep! Squeeee!
#1Man: I want birthday money!