Me: Man, I was awake at 6:45 this morning.
Kid: I slept in til 9!
Me: At least I didn't get out of bed until 7:30. I just lay there thinking about socks the whole time.
Kid: Did you /really/?
Me: Yes, I really did.
Kid: Mom, you're /so/ /weird./
Me: But I thought about some socks I might like to make you...
Kid: Oh! Cool!