Me: Your sister's not here to admire the diapers so I need you to do that for me. TeenBoy: Uhm. I'm not much of a judge of diapers. Me: A simple, "Mom, those are really cute" will do. TeenBoy:Mom, those are really cute. Me: (can't leave well enough alone) They're the colours of your old school uniform. Isn't that cool, baby going pee and poo on your old uniform? TeenBoy: Urgh.