Dress up like River Song, of course!
Here's River.
And here's me.
I needed some accessories to go with the taupe dress.
I got some leather-like upholstery fabric at the fabric store and punched rows of holes in it with a knitting needle.
I used brass tacks to fasten it. Fastening 15 brass tacks around my middle took flippin' forever. Eventually I figured out that the middle column didn't all have to be fastened through both layers.
I used the remainders to sew up a a few pouches.
I do love any good excuse to add a snap, even if I had to hide it, since I didn't have a good colour.
I discovered that the fabric wouldn't feed through my sewing machine unless I used stabilzer under it, to give the feed dogs something to grip.
The pouches were all attached to a couple of thrift-store belts.
I have no skills with a curling iron, but gave it a shot for fun.
And we had a great time with our photo op. Hello, sweetie!